Tales of Woah

by Bingus Jones

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about

Debut album from White Plains' best kept musical secret! With an astounding array of singers, emcees, and musicians from the White Plains area, Bingus Jones has managed to bring to you a musical undertaking filled with love, pain, heartbreak, indigestion, and love. If you're still not convinced to fall down this rabbit hole of incredible, check out some of these early reviews!

"Best album of the year" - Bron Rixer

"I approve this album" - Henry Hudson

"They rock my socks!!" - Bill Nye

"F*ck you if you don't immediately throw money at this!" - Franklin Delano Roosevelt

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released December 25, 2014

Engineered by Andy Porta, Seth Nicholson and Max Johl
Produced by Seth Nicholson & Andy Porta
Mixed by Andy Porta at Black Cat Sounds
Additional Mixing by Seth Nicholson
Mastered by Sam Stauff at Port City Recording
Artwork by Rafael Pearl

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Bingus Jones White Plains, New York

Forming as a side project from some of the finest bands out of the area, Bingus Jones lives by two words: "Vocal harmonies."

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Track Name: Instro
Said you cannot chant me down
(No no no)
(No no no)
Said you cannot chant me down
(No no no)
(No no no)

Back a day it was fun
Thought that you were the one
They were vying for your love
But you chose me for your one
Then came a day
It became clear to me
That you ain't down with my bogies
Or chillin' with my homies
You were the master and I was the bitch
You were the blackmail and I was the snitch
And I don't even care about any of this
I just want you to know while you're havin' your fit that

You cannot chant me down
(No no no)
(No no no)
You cannot chant me down
(No no no)
(No no no)

And I can understand why you're so mad
Cause I was there for all those times we had
I was like
Just be my baby
My one and only baby
Yeah, be my baby
My one and only baby

C'mon
(C'mon!)
C'mon
(C'mon!)
C'mon
(C'mon!)
C'mon
(C'mon!)
C'mon
(C'mon!)
C'mon
(C'mon!)
Yeah

Nah, you cannot chant me down
You cannot chant me down!
Track Name: F Pokeymanz
Every girl's a dream
When I'm dreaming of girls
All the world's a stage
When the stage is my world
I just want a girl
To tell me I'm the one
(Ooh wa wa wa)
(Tell me I'm the one)

I wanna rub
Ya pokeymanz butt
Lather it up
With some warm cocoa butter
Tell me why did you have to leave
For that squirtel *bingle*

So you say you wanna catch 'em all
And I'm always the one who falls
For the kinda girl that wants to catch
Those pokeymanz

I know you wanna catch 'em all
But *bingle* that pokeymanz *bingle*

(*bingle* that pokeymanz *bingle*)
Track Name: DTH
Intimidation leads to trepidatious glances
Embedded chances within moments
Fleeting faster than they come
Rejection my discretion
Leading me in the most
Self-deluded directions
And I say

*bingle*
*bingle*
*bingle*
Me
*bingle*
*bingle*
*bingle*
Me
*bingle*
*bingle*
*bingle*
Me
*bingle*
*bingle*
*bingle*
Me

One day I will get it right
One day I won't have to hide
One day I'll be back inside
But until that day I die

Loneliness is stressing all of my relations
Hesitation plus contemplation
The equation that I make
Continually I see in front of me
The choices for moistness
That I didn't take
And I say

*bingle*
*bingle*
*bingle*
Me
*bingle*
*bingle*
*bingle*
Me
*bingle*
*bingle*
*bingle*
Me
*bingle*
*bingle*
*bingle*
Me

One day I will get it right
One day I won't have to hide
One day I'll be back inside
But up till that day I die
Track Name: Wild Things ft. Gion Ra
That very night in max's room
A forest grew
A forest grew
That very night in max's room
A forest grew
A forest grew
That very night in max's room
A forest grew
A forest grew

And when they came to the place where the wild things are
They roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth
And when they came to the place where the wild things are
They roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth

(Slick-ass verse by Gion Ra)

And when they came to the place where the wild things are
They roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth
And when they came to the place where the wild things are
They roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth
Track Name: Pulse
Dream little one
Of what can be done
Search for all that can be found
Pay little heed
To the hate and greed
Let no force keep you down

Heart and headstrong
Though the road is long
Shock, amaze, and astound
When you're weary
When the path gets bleary
Keep your feet on the ground

Travel on
Track Name: Rhode Island
Well hello my dear
I see you standing there
With your guilty smile
And your look of denial
When you wear that dress
I become quite the mess
You've got me shaking now
I best leave town

(To Rhode Island)
(To Rhode Island)
(To Rhode Island)
To Rhode Island
(To Rhode Island)
To Rhode Island
(To Rhode Island)

Well I'm leaving today
(Sittin' on the stoop today)
Gotta get out of this place
(Hangin' out with the crew)
I'm hitting the road
(Still hummin' my favorite tune)
Gonna find my way
(Just thinkin' about you)

Well I must confess
Get it off my chest
I'm leavin' today
May not come back this way
When I get home
I'd like to get you alone
Yeah and drop some clothes
Show you what I know

(To Rhode Island)
To Rhode Island
(To Rhode Island)
To Rhode Island
(To Rhode Island)
(To Rhode Island)
(To Rhode Island)

Well I'm leaving today
(Sittin' on the stoop today)
Gotta get out of this place
(Hangin' out with the crew)
I'm hitting the road
(Still hummin' my favorite tune)
Gonna find my way
(Just thinkin' about you)

Well I'm leaving today
(Sittin' on the stoop today)
Gotta get out of this place
(Hangin' out with the crew)
I'm hitting the road
(Still hummin' my favorite tune)
Gonna find my way
(Just thinkin' about you)
Track Name: Caramel Macchiato
It was a Sunday
Shortest of the work days
Saw you comin' my way
Knew that I had to stay

Workin' my overtime
On my barista grind
Saw you get on my line
And I thought you were so damn fine

Tryin' hard to keep my cool
Still I smiled like a crazy fool
To my surprise when I looked at you
You were wearing the same smile too
And even though the day was almost through
All that I could think to say to you was

What can I do for you
(Caramel Macchiato)
What can I do for you
(Caramel Macchiato)

Do you want a tall
Or do you want a venti
It really don't matter at all
You know your drink's gonna be made by me
And don't you fret
I'ma make it tasty
You know you can come see me
Whenever you get a little thirsty
And I will serve the
Caramel
Caramel
Caramel
Track Name: Number Song
What it takes, what it takes
Is it enough
What it takes, what it takes
It's way too much

I'm done giving up myself
I'm done giving up myself
I'm done giving up myself
I'm done giving up myself

What it takes, what it takes
Is it enough
What you've taken, what you've taken
It's way too much

I'm done giving up myself
I'm done giving up myself
I'm done giving up myself
I'm done giving up myself
Track Name: Quarter Inch Tape
Late night
Rock show
At the spot we all know

Get drunk
Get low
We do what we want to

You love
And I know
All that we get into
Cause you feel it in your soul
This RnB with rock and roll

You're hot
Me too
Let's do what we want to
My band
Your crew
Let's hang out until 2
Let's rendezvous
At a spot for just two
I can't tell, who even knows
You just might meet Bingus Jones

Hey ho Bingus Jones is back oh
Hey ho Bingus Jones is back oh
Hey ho Bingus Jones is back oh
Hey ho Bingus Jones is back oh
Hey ho Bingus Jones is back oh
Hey ho Bingus Jones is back oh
Hey ho Bingus Jones is back oh
Hey ho Bingus Jones is back oh
Track Name: Can't See
Baby
Come here and hold my hand
I've had one or five too many
I can hardly stand

The floor is spinning
And the ceiling is too
I'm lost somewhere in the middle
Wondering why I can't see you

Why I can't see you
Baby tell me why can't I see you
(Yeah)
(Yeah)
(Yeah)
Why I can't see you
My baby tell me why can't I see you
(Yeah)
(Yeah)
(Yeah)

I've had ten shots of Jager
With a St. Ides chaser
My piss is so acidic
I could use it as a debaser

Blasted like a shotgun
Hammered like a nail too
All I keep wondering
Is why I can't see you

Why I can't see you
My baby tell me why can't I see you
(Yeah)
(Yeah)
(Yeah)
Why I can't see you
My baby tell me why can't I see you
(Yeah)
(Yeah)
(Yeah)

Call my parents
And tell 'em I'm in trouble deep
I'd do it myself
But I'm far too drunk to speak
I just wanna
Pass out
And make my way
To where I can wake up
To a brand new day
And I will say
Oh my baby it's so good to see you

My baby it's so good see you
(Yeah)
(Yeah)
(Yeah)
All I know is when I wake up to the sun
And see your smiling face
It takes me to a wonderful place
So good to see you
(Yeah)
To see you
(Yeah)
To see you
(Yeah)